A Really Old Bible

Check this out: A scan of one of the world's oldest Bibles. You can flip through the pages, see an English translation next to it, and sometimes you can see things like spilled wax, fingerprints, etc.

Iceland Volcano Fucks Over World

In this new era of global catastrophe and other shenanigans I think reasonable folks can only do one thing: Blame Barack Obama. Also I think the volcano is possessed. Check it out, its spitting up pea soup just like Linda Blair: